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Updated: Jun 2

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After-Party Clients - Maybe your last companion liked you smelling like booze and dribbling with the columbian flu, but not me; and no I do not want to receive blow as payment for services. Unless you're Superman your dick probably isn't going to perform now either so please save me the hassle of trying to get you hard for 30 minutes only for it to revert to a slug moments later.


Sincerely,


Anyone with self-respect.


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